i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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