Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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