I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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