I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
it was like having sex with a tree stump
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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