My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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