i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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