If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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