You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
honey bunches of taint.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize