That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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