ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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