It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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