am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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