If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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