That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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