Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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