let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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