If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize