Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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