The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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