is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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