im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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