Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
