Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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