Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think your dad took our porno
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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