I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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