Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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