No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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