whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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