and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
