Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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