That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
