can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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