He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Green mimosas i think yes
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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