At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
