So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
