**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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