weddingsv make me drug and hornr
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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