She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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