it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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