It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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