If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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