Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Also, beer. Big fan.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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