i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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