is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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