its not stalking. its research.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
