is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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