You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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