Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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