Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
someone owes me an orgasm
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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