Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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