Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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