I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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