Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i now understand why vodka
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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