She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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