i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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