i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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