My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
